Armadillos love books. They love the smell, the feel of the paper in their paws. They are fast readers and they have excellent pronunciation. They are not, however, good readers, they are surprisingly easily offended. Even the littlest thing will set them off. It Is quite common for one armadillo to faint because of something they read only to have other armadillos faint because of a faithful retelling while trying to revive them. It can go on like this indefinitely, or until someone suggests tea.